Captain, we’re under attack by an unidentified ship.
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Damage report.
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We’ve sustained heavy damage to the engines. We’ve lost our warp drive.
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We’ll have to attempt to make contact. This is Captain Picard of the Starship Enterprise. We don’t wish to engage. What is the nature of this attack? C: I am Captain Kor of the ship Klothos. Your ship attacked our search party...
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No! You’re not doing it right! Kor doesn’t sound like that. His voice is deeper! C: I am Captain Kor of the ship Klothos. Your sh...
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No! If you can’t do a Klingon voice, I’ll have to find a more serious Star Trek fan actor who actually can, OK? C: But... but... I already bought the Klingon suit! And the wig...