074 -- Daily Life - What Am I Thinking!

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a

Miss, your salad.

b

Mmm, looks good! I’m positively famished.

a

And for you, sir... C: Thank you.

a

Enjoy. B,C:Thank you. C: I can’t believe she’s on a date with me! I’m so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the top of my lungs, ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world! ” Oh, shut up! Don’t be such a dumb ass. She’s so hot. Wait, I can’t say that. That’s sexist. She’s so hot, She’s making me sexist. Oh my god! I’m such a tool. Okay, get it together. Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit! She’s going to think I’m a moron. What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use? Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork... eat your salad...

b

Um... I... C: Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?

b

You’re eating my salad. C: Oh, yes... it’s delicious...