070 -- Advanced Media - Buying Underwear

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a

This sucks; I hate buying lingerie. Okay, just find something and get out of here. Alright, these are fine. Oh, no, don’t come over here, don’t come over here.

b

You look a little lost, can I help you?

a

Um, I’m just having a look around. It’s my girl- friend’s birthday tomorrow. I’m trying to find her something.

b

Well, you can’t give her granny panties. Have you thought about getting her some sleepwear? We’ve got these lovely, silky nighties. Or, how about a nice panty-and and-bra set. Look, here’s a nice satin push-up bra, and you can choose a few different styles of undies to go with it.

a

Sure that’s fine.

a

This is so awkward...what ones do I pick? What size is she?

b

Well, do you want a thong, some bikini briefs, maybe this nice pair of lacy boy shorts?

a

Just pick something and get the hell out of here.

a

Um, I’ll go with these two.

a

This is mortifying; I just want to get this over with. She better thank me for this... Here you are, sir. I’m sure she’ll enjoy them.

b

Finally!

a

I’m sorry, sir. I’m going to have to take a look inside your bag.