Smells good! I’ll make some coffee. Do you want me to make you some eggs?
b
Sure, I’ll take mine, sunny side up.
a
Eww, I don’t know how you can eat your eggs like that! Ever since I was small, I’ve had eggs and soldiers.
b
You know, my dad had scrambled eggs eggs ev- ery morning for twenty years. It drove my mom crazy!
a
You know what really drives me crazy? When I ask for soft boiled eggs, and they overcook them, so they come out hard boiled! How can you dip your toast into a hard boiled egg?
b
You’re so picky sometimes.
a
Here you go, honey, fried eggs.
b
Dammit! I asked for sunny side up! How many times do I have to tell you.